well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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