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you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
grandma shit on top of the toilet
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
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