By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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