My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
Lo siento on account of my penis...
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
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