found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Drunk is a universal language darling
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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