she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Randomize
