omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
accomplished twins. life is a go
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Randomize
