you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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