pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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