Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
fuck your aforementioned shoe
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
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