just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
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