she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
I see more hoeing in ur future
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