He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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