And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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