we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
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Oh Jesus.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
I just blew my weed a kiss
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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