she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
