come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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