belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
somebody snuck up and got me drunk
one two three fourrrrnication!
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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