He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
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