I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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