How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
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