Passed out watching pirates of caribbean with vodka in hand. Woke up to jenna jameson, with vodka gone.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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