I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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