well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
Randomize
