butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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