4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
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