There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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