Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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