why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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