Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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