Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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