When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Randomize