Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
They are going to name an STD after you.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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