wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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