I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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