I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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