Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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