we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
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