so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
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