Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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