What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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