we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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