my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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