it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
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