This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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