idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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