i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
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