Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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