So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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