she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
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