apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
Randomize
