your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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