I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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