I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
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