How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Did I show you my penis last night?
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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