I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
Randomize
